At least once a day one of my children says something that puts me into stitches (makes me laugh hysterically)! Here is the Candy Man's most recent...
I found out yesterday morning that my grandmother had been put in the hospital. I called the children in to tell them. Candy Man came immediately, but Game Master was a little slower.
Candy Man said, "Tell me"!
I said, "We'll wait for Game Master."
He said, "Go ahead and tell me!"
I said, "No, you'll run in there and tell your brother."
He replied, "No, I won't! ........I'll walk!"
(You've got to appreciate his honesty!)